You know you are in Cyprus because.......... |
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The Greek bailout plan It is a slow day in a little Greek Village |
| The Greek bailout plan
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Ti......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a polic |
| What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a policeman .... you cannot dip a policeman in your egg ! Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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they make sure they install every possible option in their car, e |
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Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent |
| Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreo |
| when everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou; stefanos stefanou; nikolas nikolaou; etc" makes the phon......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmoth |
| when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHE |
| when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think wearing je |
| when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think wearing jeans tighter than their girlfriends is cool......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you a |
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Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from acr |
| Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts c |
| when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when the church has to approve the minister of education. |
| when the church has to approve the minister of education.......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when the kiosk price sign says: |
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when theres more cars than people are on the pavements |
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when there are half finished buildings everywhere |
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The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi |
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The church icons are covered in lipstick |
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..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market |
| ..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo a |
| you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo and carlsberg......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers |
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drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable |
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drivers just stop in their cars in the road to have a chat |
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even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drin |
| even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drinks at least one a day......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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You fight to pay the bill just so you could show off that you hav |
| You fight to pay the bill just so you could show off that you have a lot of money (even if you don't)......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you h |
| You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you hate to pay......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep! |
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u know ur in cyprus when girls stare at you up and down.. |
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when you dont need facebook to find out other peoples' business! |
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weddings are so big the guests have to come in shifts |
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everyone has illegal copies of all computer programs installed on |
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Immigration checks consist of "who is your dad and what does he d |
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you can tell who a person is by looking at their car |
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you've seen, touched, taken a picture with or fed a goat |
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You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven |
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when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year o |
| when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year or more......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your |
| your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your watermelon and halloumi breakfast......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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you have a relative in every Village |
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your yiayia has a picture of Makarios on the wall |
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you cook food for a whole army when you have guest's over |
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you get confused in a round-a-bout |
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everybody pronounces “kai” as “jai” |
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cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin. |
| cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin.......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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when everyone complains about whos gonna represent them in the eu |
| when everyone complains about whos gonna represent them in the eurovision song contest, but when it comes down it, everyone ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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your cheek still burns from when relatives pinch it with all thei |
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people go to the beach at night |
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people eat all 24hrs of the day |
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even if youve got a computer at home, everyone goes to the net ca |
| even if youve got a computer at home, everyone goes to the net cafes to pay and use a computer as a form of socialising and ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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you see random underaged boys...sometimes around 8 yrs old joyrid |
| you see random underaged boys...sometimes around 8 yrs old joyriding massive trucks down motorways...and its normal......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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your hairdresser has a degree in biology |
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Your local hairdresser asks , 'ti les gia to sxedio anan;' |
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You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are. |
| You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are............ Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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Your next door neighbour cooks "souvla" all 52 Sundays of the ye |
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The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad |
| The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad do?".......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
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Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence |
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You text message whilst lifting weights |
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You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, |
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Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk) |
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Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up |
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but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot |
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You walk around in jumpers when it’s 25C |
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Talking sounds just like arguing |
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A mercedes is not a car, it's a Taxi |
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