HelpYou know you are in Cyprus because.......... |
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| We have a total of 63 Jokes so far and there have been 17678 Votes so far!! |
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How the Cyprus bailout plan will work
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| How the Cyprus bailout plan will work It is a slow day in a little Cyprus Village. The sun is beating down and the st......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 131 Times & Disliked 2 times!! |
The Greek bailout plan It is a slow day in a little Greek Village |
| The Greek bailout plan
It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Ti......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 223 Times & Disliked 87 times!! |
What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a polic |
| What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do with a policeman .... you cannot dip a policeman in your egg ! Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 252 Times & Disliked 93 times!! |
they make sure they install every possible option in their car, e |
| they make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 304 Times & Disliked 87 times!! |
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent |
| Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 298 Times & Disliked 126 times!! |
when everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreo |
| when everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou; stefanos stefanou; nikolas nikolaou; etc" makes the phon......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 341 Times & Disliked 88 times!! |
when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmoth |
| when every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 306 Times & Disliked 90 times!! |
when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHE |
| when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 297 Times & Disliked 80 times!! |
when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think wearing je |
| when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think wearing jeans tighter than their girlfriends is cool......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 285 Times & Disliked 86 times!! |
when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you a |
| when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you are......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 288 Times & Disliked 97 times!! |
Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from acr |
| Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 291 Times & Disliked 85 times!! |
when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts c |
| when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 280 Times & Disliked 90 times!! |
when the church has to approve the minister of education. |
| when the church has to approve the minister of education.......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 275 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
when the kiosk price sign says: |
| when the kiosk price sign says: ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 215 Times & Disliked 90 times!! |
when theres more cars than people are on the pavements |
| when theres more cars than people are on the pavements......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 289 Times & Disliked 84 times!! |
when there are half finished buildings everywhere |
| when there are half finished buildings everywhere......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 290 Times & Disliked 84 times!! |
The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi |
| The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 292 Times & Disliked 85 times!! |
The church icons are covered in lipstick |
| The church icons are covered in lipstick......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 295 Times & Disliked 85 times!! |
..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market |
| ..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 216 Times & Disliked 76 times!! |
you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo a |
| you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo and carlsberg......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 279 Times & Disliked 86 times!! |
it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers |
| it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 284 Times & Disliked 80 times!! |
drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable |
| drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 273 Times & Disliked 78 times!! |
drivers just stop in their cars in the road to have a chat |
| drivers just stop in their cars in the road to have a chat......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 292 Times & Disliked 89 times!! |
even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drin |
| even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drinks at least one a day......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 284 Times & Disliked 91 times!! |
You fight to pay the bill just so you could show off that you hav |
| You fight to pay the bill just so you could show off that you have a lot of money (even if you don't)......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 313 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you h |
| You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you hate to pay......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 285 Times & Disliked 95 times!! |
when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep! |
| when theres nothing 2 do at 3pm cos evry1 is asleep!......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 294 Times & Disliked 115 times!! |
u know ur in cyprus when girls stare at you up and down.. |
| u know ur in cyprus when girls stare at you up and down........... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 316 Times & Disliked 83 times!! |
when you dont need facebook to find out other peoples' business! |
| when you dont need facebook to find out other peoples' business!!......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 315 Times & Disliked 82 times!! |
weddings are so big the guests have to come in shifts |
| weddings are so big the guests have to come in shifts......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 282 Times & Disliked 79 times!! |
everyone has illegal copies of all computer programs installed on |
| everyone has illegal copies of all computer programs installed on their computer......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 285 Times & Disliked 80 times!! |
Immigration checks consist of "who is your dad and what does he d |
| Immigration checks consist of "who is your dad and what does he do"......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 273 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
you can tell who a person is by looking at their car |
| you can tell who a person is by looking at their car......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 294 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
you've seen, touched, taken a picture with or fed a goat |
| you've seen, touched, taken a picture with or fed a goat......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 278 Times & Disliked 88 times!! |
You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven |
| You were as tall as yiayia by the age of seven......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 290 Times & Disliked 99 times!! |
when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year o |
| when someone close to you dies, you wear black for a whole year or more......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 302 Times & Disliked 79 times!! |
your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your |
| your yiayia owns the hens, that make the eggs, that complete your watermelon and halloumi breakfast......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 288 Times & Disliked 104 times!! |
you have a relative in every Village |
| you have a relative in every Village......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 277 Times & Disliked 83 times!! |
your yiayia has a picture of Makarios on the wall |
| your yiayia has a picture of Makarios on the wall......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 289 Times & Disliked 105 times!! |
you cook food for a whole army when you have guest's over |
| you cook food for a whole army when you have guest's over......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 309 Times & Disliked 93 times!! |
you get confused in a round-a-bout |
| you get confused in a round-a-bout......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 294 Times & Disliked 85 times!! |
everybody pronounces “kai” as “jai” |
| everybody pronounces “kai” as “jai”......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 223 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin. |
| cats are to cypriots what pidgeons are to londoners: vermin.......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 283 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
when everyone complains about whos gonna represent them in the eu |
| when everyone complains about whos gonna represent them in the eurovision song contest, but when it comes down it, everyone ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 291 Times & Disliked 97 times!! |
your cheek still burns from when relatives pinch it with all thei |
| your cheek still burns from when relatives pinch it with all their might......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 281 Times & Disliked 84 times!! |
people go to the beach at night |
| people go to the beach at night......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 274 Times & Disliked 81 times!! |
people eat all 24hrs of the day |
| people eat all 24hrs of the day......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 297 Times & Disliked 92 times!! |
even if youve got a computer at home, everyone goes to the net ca |
| even if youve got a computer at home, everyone goes to the net cafes to pay and use a computer as a form of socialising and ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 294 Times & Disliked 96 times!! |
you see random underaged boys...sometimes around 8 yrs old joyrid |
| you see random underaged boys...sometimes around 8 yrs old joyriding massive trucks down motorways...and its normal......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 275 Times & Disliked 91 times!! |
your hairdresser has a degree in biology |
| your hairdresser has a degree in biology......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 301 Times & Disliked 93 times!! |
Your local hairdresser asks , 'ti les gia to sxedio anan;' |
| Your local hairdresser asks , 'ti les gia to sxedio anan;' ......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 295 Times & Disliked 83 times!! |
You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are. |
| You call everyone "koumbare"('best man')...and they probably are............ Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 218 Times & Disliked 78 times!! |
Your next door neighbour cooks "souvla" all 52 Sundays of the ye |
| Your next door neighbour cooks "souvla" all 52 Sundays of the year.......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 319 Times & Disliked 101 times!! |
The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad |
| The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad do?".......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 299 Times & Disliked 84 times!! |
Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence |
| Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 298 Times & Disliked 97 times!! |
You text message whilst lifting weights |
| You text message whilst lifting weights......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 278 Times & Disliked 83 times!! |
You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, |
| You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 229 Times & Disliked 93 times!! |
Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk) |
| Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk)......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 222 Times & Disliked 105 times!! |
Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up |
| Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 289 Times & Disliked 88 times!! |
but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot |
| but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 277 Times & Disliked 88 times!! |
You walk around in jumpers when it’s 25C |
| You walk around in jumpers when it’s 25C......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 287 Times & Disliked 118 times!! |
Talking sounds just like arguing |
| Talking sounds just like arguing......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 300 Times & Disliked 85 times!! |
A mercedes is not a car, it's a Taxi |
| A mercedes is not a car, it's a Taxi......... Click here to see the full Joke and like or dislike it |
This joke has been liked 284 Times & Disliked 86 times!! |
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