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Jokes

Talking sounds just like arguing

You walk around in jumpers when its 25C

but put your airconditioning to 15C and still find it hot

Going to buy a newspaper needs at least a 10 minute make-up

Every 100 metres is a Periptero (Kiosk)

  1. You take a generator when camping (to supply your fridge, micro, TV!).
  2. You text message whilst lifting weights
  3. Police park on the pavement..to book you for a parking offence
  4. The first thing a police officer asks you is "what does your dad do?".

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