Jokes
even your 4-year old cousin can make a frappe by himself and drinks at least one a day
drivers just stop in their cars in the road to have a chat
drivers toot their car horns for any reason imaginable
it rains heavily for 2hrs and the streets are like rivers
you know your in cyprus when your only two beer choices are keo and carlsberg
..your neighborhood kiosk (periptero) resembles a super market
- The church icons are covered in lipstick
- The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi
- when there are half finished buildings everywhere
- when theres more cars than people are on the pavements
- when the kiosk price sign says:
- when the church has to approve the minister of education.
- when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
- Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
- when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you are
- when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think
- when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
- When every cypriot is named after their grandfather or
- When everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou;
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
- They make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
- What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do
- The Greek bailout plan
- How the Cyprus bailout plan will work
- Every Cypriot Woman has at least One or