Jokes
The church icons are covered in lipstick
The priests drive either a pick-up truck or an Audi
when there are half finished buildings everywhere
when theres more cars than people are on the pavements
when the kiosk price sign says:
when the church has to approve the minister of education.
- when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
- Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
- when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you are
- when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think
- when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
- When every cypriot is named after their grandfather or
- When everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou;
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
- They make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
- What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do
- The Greek bailout plan
- How the Cyprus bailout plan will work
- Every Cypriot Woman has at least One or