Jokes
when u land at larnaca airport, and everyone on ur plane starts clapping
Your alarm clock is your neighbours shoutin at eachother from across the village
when you land at the Airport and your phone tells you where you are
when limassol's tourist area if full of guys who think wearing jeans tighter than their girlfriends is cool
when the groups of cypriot kids are wearing clothing that MATCHES
When every cypriot is named after their grandfather or grandmother so you go in a public place and say eh re andreas!!! and five hundred of them look at you and turn round
- When everyone's surname is the same as their name "andreas andreou;
- Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives
- They make sure they install every possible option in their car, even if it is a Yugo
- What can you do with a soldier .. that you cannot do
- The Greek bailout plan
- How the Cyprus bailout plan will work
- Every Cypriot Woman has at least One or